QUENTINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN.
He just might be God.
I've always been a fan... because he's super creepy, looks a bit like he might murder me in my sleep, and is infatuated with Uma...
But he hit me good and hard this time.
Plot: straight-up Nazi killing, led by Brad Pitt and the lovely, but unknown-now, Melanie Laurent. (Schwing! And don't worry, Mike Meyers gets a random cameo). He leads a rebel military unit, she owns a cinema hosting some sort of Reich movie premiere.
End: dead Nazis all over the place.
The Goodies:
1. Tarantino has the most amazing vision. The effects are out of control. Blood is everywhere--way more graphic than ever in real life, but totally amazing. The final two scenes will actually blow your mind. Literally. Figuratively. (Watch and you'll see what I mean... clever me!)
2. Diane Kruger as a bombshell German movie star-cum-spy, who dies in a Cinderella-like, albeit Tarantino-fied, way. (Seriously, the movie was so good that I can't give up the details)
3. Clearly, Brad has had no face work... thank goodness. He's still a dreamboat.
4. BJ Novak, from the office, and the guy who plays Neil in Freaks and Geeks as Basterds. I Die, Rachel-Zoe-style.
The Bummers:
1. WHO THE F**K leaves a theater in the middle of a movie these days? HONESTLY. I guess the world has to have a certain number of imbeciles, right?
2. Seeing the movie with non-Jews who are weird about your excitement over Nazi killing. Come now, let me have my fun.
Seriously, the movie was amazing. I had the GREATEST smoke after... like after sex, but with much more violence than normal. A must-see for everyone.
**If your significant other refuses to see this movie, you should probably think about a new partner. Just sayin'.
The trailer, for your (my) viewing pleasure.
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